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God's Blessing on This Wonderful Party!

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Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!

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That witch who claims the name of a goddess!

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Tie her up! Take the wench and tie her up!

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Who gave you permission to dye your hair blue?!

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Impostor! Impostor! Impostor!

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The Aqua impostor's running away!

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Find the Aqua impostor!

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I think the water source is the problem.

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That makes sense.

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If I can purify that, the hot springs should all turn back to normal.

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It'll cut off the rotten smell at the source!

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There she is! I found the wannabe!

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Do you really have to save the people who are saying all that?!

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But they're my darling faithful...

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Come on, I'm an arch priest with the Axis Church!

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Here, look at my adventurer card!

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You can't go in, arch priest or not.

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One of the overseers just said not to let anyone else in.

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Overseer?

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Honorable members of the Axis Church...

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It's important that you do this. It's the right thing to do.

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By letting us through, this town will be—

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Oh, we're in the Eris faith.

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Why?!

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Come on, let us through!

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The water source up ahead is in danger!

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I just want to save the town!

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No means no, miss.

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Go on, head back home.

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Wait a minute!

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Y'know, you're actually kinda...

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pretty attractive, in a way!

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Your profile looks like a red dragon. It's pretty cool!

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Are you saying I have a lizard face?!

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Fine. If you really don't want to let me in,

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I'll tell the Axis Church that you Eris sect members

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were saying terrible things about our faith.

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What the hell is wrong with you?!

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It's stuff like this that makes Axis cultists a pain to deal with!

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And that blue hair—aren't you the one who pulled that prank where you

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replaced the hot springs with hot water?!

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N-No, all I did was purify the hot springs...

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So it was you!

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We definitely can't let you in!

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Now, get out of here!

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Hey, wait a minute!

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Come on, Darkness. Here's one of the few times you get to be useful.

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What do you mean, "few"?!

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I'm useful on occasion, you know!

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Hey, don't push me! What are you trying to do?!

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Attention!

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Do you realize who this is?!

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You're in the presence of a lady of the Dustiness family, Dustiness Ford Lalatina!

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This is an emergency!

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Come on, milady, show that pendant you're hiding on your chest for proof!

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Milady, stop resisting!

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Just cough it up already, milady!

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Kazuma, hold her tight!

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I'll get—

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Ow, ow! Darkness, that hurts!

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Wiz, hurry up and get it! Now's your chance to get the pendant!

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Wiz! Please, get over here!

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Aqua, keep her right hand steady!

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Come on, milady, calm down!

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Wiz, go for it!

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Milady!

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I'm so sorry, Darkness-san!

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I'm so, so sorry!

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Y-You guys, stop this! The Dustiness family doesn't just wield its authority for—

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It's the real deal!

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We're so sorry for our insolence.

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KONOSUBA!

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You're such a pain.

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Do you want us to treat you as a noble or as part of the gang? Figure it out!

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Don't call me a pain!

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Aren't you younger than I am, Kazuma?!

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I treat you this way because I genuinely see you as a friend, Darkness.

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Yes, not as some older noble lady named Lalatina-sama,

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but as our trusty crusader, Darkness.

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I-I see...

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In that case, I suppose it's...

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So easy.

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Very easy.

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Talk about easy.

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G-Guys!

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There it is.

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Whoa, the water's black!

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This is poisoned! Like, it's totally poisoned!

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If this is any indicator, the water source has probably been contaminated already.

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Let's hurry!

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Wait, someone's there.

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That's...

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I can't swallow this!

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It'd make me too clean...

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The detergent...

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He looks like he's thinking of throwing himself in there.

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He was feeling pretty violated by the Axis Church.

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Wait!

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Look out!

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Don't do anything rash!

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KONOSUBA!

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Well, well! Are you folks sightseers?

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Y'know, these hot springs work on lower back pain, stiff shoulders, exhaustion,

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skin care, not to mention curing the blues, negativity, and all sorts of curses!

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There are many famous folks from all around the world who swear by them!

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So you should—

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I think I've seen him somewhere before...

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Seen me? Why, no! I assure you we've never met before.

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Oh, Hans-san! It's you, isn't it, Hans-san?

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Wh-Who might that be? I'm one of the overseers—

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It's been so long, Hans-san! It's me, Wiz!

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Wiz the lich!

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I'm not sure what you mean...

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If I remember, you're a type of Deadly Poison Slime mutant, right?

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Could it be you were the one poisoning the water source?

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Slime!

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Deadly Slime?

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Hey, Hans-san, why are you ignoring me?

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It's me, Wiz! Come on, Hans-san! Hans-san!

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Please stop shaking me!

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Did you forget about me?

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Remember, back at the Devil King's castle—

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I just remembered I have important business in town—

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Where do you think you're going, Hans?!

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Oh, right.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah, fine.

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Why don't you stop struggling

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and reveal yourself, Hans?!

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Hans!

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Damn it!

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You jerks keep using my name with no respect!

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Wiz, didn't you say you were going to open a store?!

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Stop slacking in a hot springs town and get to work!

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Th-That's so mean!

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I work really hard!

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Even though the harder I work, the less money I seem to have...

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I spent ages doing this as quietly as possible...

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Wiz, isn't the deal that you don't help us, apart from maintaining the barrier,

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and in exchange, you don't oppose us?

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A kind of non-intervention treaty?

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So why are you getting in my way?

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Wait, am I getting in your way?

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I just wanted to say hi because it's been so long!

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And that's getting in my way!

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When I think of how I've suffered because of you...

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You'd better be ready to pay.

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What now, Wiz? You want to take me on?

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These people are my friends!

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Can't we discuss this?

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You've lost your spine ever since you became a lich, Wiz!

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When you hunted us as an arch wizard,

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you never talked about discussing things!

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B-Back then, I couldn't really see what was going on around me...

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Wiz, you know him, right?

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It's probably hard for you to take him on, so you can stay back.

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My name is Satou Kazuma!

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I have slain countless fearsome foes!

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K-Kazuma-san, I would like to avoid fighting, but—

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Let's do this, partner.

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Chunchunmaru.

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Not!

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Very well. All who've learned my true identity have bowed down,

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begging for mercy...

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You seem to have real backbone.

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What're you talking about? You're a slime, the weakest of monsters!

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That deadly poison probably means you have some poison attacks,

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but we've got Aqua, who can purify poison!

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I'm not seeing any way we lose!

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My name is Hans...

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I am one of the leaders of the Devil King's army.

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Hans the Deadly Poison Slime.

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What, now? A leader of the Devil King's army?

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Hans-san has a high price on his head, even among the Devil King's army leaders!

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He's incredibly strong, so be careful!

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Hey, slimes are weak, right? Total small fry?

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Who told you that nonsense?!

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Slimes are fearsome foes!

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First of all, physical attacks have nearly no effect on them.

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You can consider it over if they get a hold of you.

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Either you'll be melted by their digestive enzymes or they'll smother you to death!

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What the heck?! Scary!

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Plus, his poison is toxic enough to affect every hot spring in town!

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Coming in contact means instant death!

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I-Instant death?!

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Don't worry, Kazuma.

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Even if you die, I'm here!

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Just don't let him eat you. I can't resurrect you if you're digested.

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Now, face me, courageous adventurers!

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And strike me down if you—

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Sorry! Really sorry about this!

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Hey, why are we running?!

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You idiot! Hurry up and move!

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This is bad, bad, bad! He's worse than all the others!

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The slime... We're leaving the slime...

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Darkness, seriously, this one would kill you!

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Isn't that...

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Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!

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Look, let's give up on the water source.

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I mean, who'd actually miss the Axis cult?

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What are you saying?!

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The Axis Church in this town is gonna be ruined!

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Isn't that a good thing?

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P-Please stop teasing Aqua-sama!

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Fine! Forget it!

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Are you sure about this? Things are just going to get worse, at this rate.

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Guess I don't have a choice!

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Hey, you!

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Your element is poison? No one's into that! It's too gloomy!

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You probably just joined the Devil King's army because nobody liked you!

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Now, repent!

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What?

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Aqua!

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Kazuma!

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How do you worms have the guts to face me again?

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Whatever it is, once I finish with these hot springs, I'll be done with this town.

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Finally!

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I'll finally be able to leave this disgusting town behind!

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Look, I get how you feel...

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Hey, wait! What happened to the real overseer?

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I ate him.

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Wait... What did you just...

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I said I ate him!

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I'm a slime! My instinct is to consume!

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Wiz?!

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Cursed Crystal Prison!

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The condition for my neutrality

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was that no non-combatants were to be killed.

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Isn't that right?

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Wiz! Stop it! Cancel the magic!

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It's unavoidable that adventurers lose their lives in battle.

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They take the lives of monsters,

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and make their livings doing so.

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They should be prepared to meet a similar end.

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The same for knights... They collect taxes,

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and in exchange, they protect the citizenry.

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Since they receive that payment,

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their involvement in life-and-death battles is a natural consequence.

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However...

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The entire area around here is going to be contamina—

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But the nice old man who oversaw these hot springs didn't do anything wrong!

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Wiz is scaring me...

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To take on the woman who was known as the Ice Witch...

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I have no other choice!

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I'll devour as my instinct commands...

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This is...

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What a splendid slime! Such a shame!

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If it weren't poisonous, I'd take it home and make it my pet!

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Did he melt your brain?!

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Get back here! It's dangerous!

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What is that?! Is that what was polluting the hot springs?!

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Purification! Purification! Purification!

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Purification! Purification!

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Ah, it burns, it burns!

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Forget about that! Just run!

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But I can't! If I don't protect the hot springs, my faithful...

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Look!

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The girl with the blue hair was telling the truth!

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Get him!

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Heal! Heal! Heal!

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It's burning... It burns so much!

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Purification! Purification! Purification! Purification!

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You can do it, lady!

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Watch out!

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Everyone, get back! It's dangerous!

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What're you doing, you stupid Eris cultist?!

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You evil cultist!

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I'll use my explosion magic to blow him to smithereens!

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Don't! It'll pollute the entire mountain!

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Damn it!

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Wiz, isn't there anything you can do?!

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I can't freeze him at that size with my current magic power!

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If we could make him smaller somehow...

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You polluted our hot springs!

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You damnable nincompoop!

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I guess even slimes have preferences...

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Kazuma!

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Can't you come up with some sneaky plan to deal with this, like usual?!

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Don't call it sneaky.

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Bones?

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That's the hot springs overseer!

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Did that beast eat him?!

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It's gonna pay!

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He hasn't been fully digested yet...

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It's our only hope!

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Aqua! You can revive someone if they're not fully digested, right?!

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Huh? Yeah, I can!

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Wiz! You could freeze him if he were smaller, right?!

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Y-Yes! If he were around half his current size...

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Megumin! You're gonna light him up! Get ready to go!

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I-I can shoot it?! Okay, I'll shoot it!

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I need to protect everyone from Hans as he's being blown away, right?

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You've got it. I'm counting on you!

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A leader-class enemy showing up in a hot springs town...

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Damn it, what the hell is with this world's game balance?!

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Purification! Purification! Purification! Purification!

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I'm gonna be your meal today!

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Detonation... Detonation... Detonation...

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Wielder of the most glorious, powerful, and grand explosion magic...

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My name is Megumin.

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The blow that I am given to strike

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turns a blind eye to the fate of my kindred,

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rendering all hope of rebirth into anguish,

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and the model by which all forces are judged!

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Purification!

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You didn't run out of luck when you came to this town!

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It was when you picked a fight with us!

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The rest is up to you guys!

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Pitiful creature...

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Synchronize yourself with the red smoke, and atone in a surge of blood!

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Burst forth! Explosion!

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Let go of me, you cultist!

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Lady?

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Cursed Crystal Prison!

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Thank goodness I was able to stop Hans before I ran out of magic power...

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Is it over?

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To think you could push me this far...

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What?!

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But it's not over yet.

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Soon, I will devour you all and be restored!

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Defeat the Devil King.

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Slay the demons. Defeat the Devil King.

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Slay the demons. Defeat the Devil King.

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Slay the demons. Defeat the Devil King!

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God Blow!

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I was wondering what you were up to, but this isn't enough to defeat me!

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You pathetic priest!

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Lady!

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Axis Church, our credo!

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"The Axis Church can get things done.

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And because you can get things done, even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault!"

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"It's society's fault that things don't work out!"

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"You can run away from unpleasant things! That doesn't mean you've lost!

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Because, as they say, 'Sometimes running away is winning'!"

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"The answer you come to after being in doubt

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is usually something you'll regret, no matter what you choose!

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If you're going to regret it anyway,

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do whatever's easiest for you in the moment!"

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What is this light?!

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"Do not fear growing old!

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Not even God knows whether you will be happy in the future,

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so you should, at least, be happy now!"

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Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!

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Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!

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The sin of corrupting the hot springs of my beloved faithful

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has earned you certain doom!

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Seek God's salvation and repent!

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Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!

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It can't be...

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Eris pads her chest!

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God Requiem!

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The wretched goddess they worship...

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It can't be...

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It was you?!

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The battle was over.

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After the trouble with the hot springs, we were shown...

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no gratitude.

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I worked hard to purify them!

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Why's everyone so mad?!

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Thanks to Aqua's God Requiem,

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all of the hot springs in Arcanretia were turned into regular hot water.

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The Devil King army's goal of cutting off the Axis Church's source of income

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ultimately ended up being accomplished.

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We were going to head home by having Wiz use Teleport...

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But she was struck by the power of the purification

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and looks like she could vanish at any second.

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Come on! Come over here!

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So we had to return home bouncing along in a wagon again.

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That wasn't much of a hot springs trip in the end.

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Hey, look!

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Look over there!

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I can see Axel!

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Hot springs, huh? Must be nice to be you!

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Welcome back!

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Hey, Kazuma! Let's get some drinks at the guild tonight!

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Welcome home. Sounds like a rough trip.

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So you made it back alive.

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Maybe you really are...

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Nah, I must be imagining things.

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Welcome home, everyone!

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Now, Megumin, today we'll have our duel!

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You were out here waiting every day, weren't you?

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N-N-No, I wasn't! I just happened to come by today!

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Oh, very well.

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I'll indulge you, since it's been a while.

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What? Really?

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Yes.

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We're home!

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Welcome back.

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Nothing beats being in your own home!

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Once winter ends, it'll be spring.

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I wake here, sleep here, and live here...

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in the moment.

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To this unfair, impossibly cruel, wonderful world...

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God bless it, and you.

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Hey, Kazuma-san! The hot water's not working!

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Coming!

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Thanks for your support! ~From the Staff & Cast~